Bumps n Bruises

A few weeks ago I took an elegant dive while trail running, bruising my hip. As I dusted my shorts off and got back into my stride I thought to myself "Hey, you're a real trail runner now!"

The next step was a while coming. Last night I lost two toenails, just in time for sandals season. And as I finished taking them off, I thought to myself "Hey, you're a real runner now!" except *not* because I'm still a little creeped out by this. I'll spare y'all the pictures...